The house is now mine!

My real estate agent is having me go to the house in some “ritual” of hers tonight to pick up the keys. You’re mine, screwy house with the f@$%-up crown molding and 48 french doors and freakishly tiny windows! You’re mine, weird murals painted on chartreuse walls! You’re mine, hallway that goes to nowhere! You’re [...]

OK, I’m Now In Contract!

Seriously, buying an REO is a pain. Much more than I remember ever experiencing during my months buying a tract home. It’s inspections, inspections, inspections, constant bitching by the asset manager — there’s far more to tell you and I will….except I can’t do it all until it’s all over. So stay in touch!

Finding My Dream House — A Bidding War Now?!?

The husband and I found a really nice foreclosure in our beautiful chosen coastal town, priced at only — get this — $469,000. OK, so you already figured, there was a lame-ass bidding war and we offered asking. Turns out the bank wanted more so asked us all to re-submit (which, in case you don’t [...]

Finding My Dream Home: I Was Outbid By My Own Offer

From the Hernandez Files: Three-bedroom, two-bath, 1,700 square feet, and built in 1900? It even had the palm tree in the front yard! No air-conditioning, but I knew what I was in for with a historical property. They wanted $629,000, which was ridiculous. I could wait a few weeks. They dropped the price in February [...]

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